Dear Zooey Deschanel,
WHO THE FUCK RIDES A BICYCLE IN STILETTOS. Get over yourself! I liked you as Trillian, but you're quickly making me regret ever watching any of your movies. It's sad, because I want to see 500 Days of Summer, I really do, but now I'm not so sure I could enjoy a movie with that much of you in it.
And, please, please, please, stop dressing like one of my mother's dolls from the 1950's.
-Me
Hashtag Blessed, Basically
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I blog less when I'm happy. A lot less. I think that's true of everyone,
really. You're too busy experiencing the moment and spend a lot less time
moaning ...
9 years ago
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The thing that bothers me the most about that ad is that her singing voice sounds like Kermit the Frog's niece somehow.
AND I saw this interview with her on Conan and somehow she managed to make the whole thing awkward and humorless. I mean, Conan! He's great! How do you ruin an appearance on Conan? Be totally thick, I guess.
I get the feeling both of the Deschanel girls are dim, actually. Sorry for the random rage there, but everyone has such a fucking boner for Zooey and it makes me crazy. She'll get her stupid claws off of Joseph Gordon-Levitt if she knows what's good for her!
Okay so, update: It turns out that if you don't like Zooey you WILL like 500 Days of Summer. Because I guess she turns out to be a bitch or something. Oh well, all hope is not lost, is what I'm saying.
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